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  • Age: 23
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  • Location: Kerry IE
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Things that are difficult to say when youre drunk

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a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiates

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

My fav quotes


Xena: You talk about finding your Way, but to me you are my Way.

Gabrielle: How can I be your Way when I'm lost, myself?

Xena: I'm searching for answers too. But how we look for them doesn't matter as long as we look for them together... you and me.

Xena, you brought out the best in me. Before I met you, no one saw me for who I was. I felt, invisible, but you saw all the things that I could be. You saved me, Xena

There are two kinds of tears.. ?tears for those who leave you and tears for those who will never let go"

I've been grabbed more times than the golden fleece

The Elusyian Fields... only heroes wind up here."
"Dead heroes."
"Dead naked heroes

That's what we all dream about, isn't it? Someone who looks so deeply into our soul, that they find something worth dying for

Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soulmates

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All About me

Dear Friend Alcohol
First of all let me tell U that Im a huge fan of urs. As my friend, U always seem 2 be Der wen needed.The perfect post-work cocktail a beer at the game, and Ur even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as U warm us wen wer stuck in midst of endless family gatherings.However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

Phnoe calls
1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't actually want to know about but seem to be unable to stay away from

: Eating
Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an eclectic eater, but think you went too far this time.

: Clumsiness
Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock!!

: Hangovers
Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Last
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3:30pm (pre - Thirsty Thursday happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan

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  1. 07/21/08


    Thank you, Faith! image Couldn't understand what you were saying about accents -- American or Texan? I don't really have a "Texan" accent (there are several variations). Just a general American accent. image

    A good day to you, too! image


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    maxine

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    07/21/08

    Oh, pretty well in fact. That 3in1 combination - comment+cheers+2 more kudos always puts me in a great mood:)
    A toast for you image!
    (nothing to do with bread, of course)
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    Storm1329

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    07/18/08

    Hey there darl, my Irish how goes life?? lol

    Turns out the first interview was a phone one and the second it a in person. That is if you make it past the first one. lol They will ring to let me know, if and when i have a in person interview. It is a long process, but my sis says that is how they work.

    The process is testing my patients!!! LOL

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  4. 07/18/08

    Hey there, dudeness! image Longtime no type to. Hope all is well! Did you find the new URLs for the vids okay? I had a little mishap on YouTube and had to re-upload them. I was pretty bummed about it, but all is right with the world now. Have a good weekend! image



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    orggami

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    07/14/08

    I hope you like teddy bears :)
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    07/14/08

    Reply from faith102:

    That is so cute i love teddybears ;)
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